I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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