some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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