As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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