can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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