You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize