Everything about him screamed your future.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I'm really busy with my period
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