wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize
