If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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