is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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