Swine flu. Run for my life!
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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