Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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