Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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