i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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