did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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