Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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