some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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