Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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