I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Warsđ
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd itâs still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being âgoodâ and 10 being âbanging a studentâs fatherâ, how bad is it that Iâm banging a studentâs father?
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