So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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