Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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