Sry I called you an 8
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Randomize
