Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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