I hope mine doesn't look like that
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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