Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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