Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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