Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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