great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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