I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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