Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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