At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I wish you could order shots online.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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