Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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