I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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