If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
