Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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