Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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