it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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