There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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