But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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