Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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