Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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