Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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