But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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