i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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