its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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