U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
try to milk me bitch
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