But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Randomize
