Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I want to fling myself into the sun
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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