that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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