Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Less talking, more tequila
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
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