fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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