this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize