therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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