She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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