i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
sex in a hospital.. check
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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